fruits basket character: i’m awful, i hate myself, i’m a monster, no one will ever love or accept me
tohru:
(via capismycopilot)
want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
he was talking about when you’re a little kid but i relate to this as a college student
(via death-by-lulz)
Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*
Me: I am the backbone of this household
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM
(Source: reddit.com, via captainamerica-inmiddleearth)